And thus, began Donkey and Diddy's quest to get the bananas. K Rool stole the bananas so that the Kongs would starve to death, so he could inherit the island.īoomstick: Really? Damn! That's kinda dark for a Nintendo game.then again, they did bring us Giygas and Zero-Two, so I should not be surprised. Wiz: Well, it has been stated by someone at Rare that the reason King. To be honest, his plan isn't even that evil, I mean, stealing bananas? Really? Rool is the head honcho of the Kremling Krew.īoomstick: Who rips off Mortal Kombat because everything that should be spelled with a C, is spelled with a K. He has lost to Mario multiple times.īoomstick: Yet, he still goes to meet them for go kart racing! Anyways, Bowser is, and forever will be, one of the most memorable gaming villains. Wiz: Bowser is quite impressive, but his win-lost record isn't. Wiz: A transformation that last 8 seconds. Shows Bowser's trophy head breaking, revealing Giga Bowser.īoomstick: There we go! Now that's a transformation. Wiz: And then there are his transformations, he has had many over the years, but we are using his most well known, his first being Dry Bowser, a complete Skeleton version, how he is alive is beyond me.īoomstick: And then there is Meowser in which he gets after using the Super Bell, and looks like a bloody cat! And to get around, he has a sick car.and a flying pod with a clown face on it. just seriously shut up, he also has the flying koopa slam, in where he grabs his opponent, jumps into the air with him, and takes him back down to the earth with him.īoomstick: But that doesn't mean he doesn't have weaponry! This is where his hammers come in, in which he seems to have an endless supply of.
And then there is his Ground Pound attack.īoomstick: An attack so powerful, Bowser can destroy bricks with his ass! See Wiz, I told you it was possible! And back to his shell, it is extremely durable. Wiz.let's just continue with the anaylis. Wiz: Back to Bowser, please? He also has a very sturdy shell.
And there are also different versions of these two minions.īoomstick: Like the Para Koopas and Para Goombas, and let's remember the fact, that Para Goombas can shit out babies and use them as weapons! Awesome.
Wiz: His most basic foot soldiers are his Goombas and Koopas, which have fought on here before, the Goombas are complete idiots, while the Koopas are complete cowards. They really tend to 'heat' up the competition. His most basic being his fire breath, which he can manipulate into attacks such as his fireballs. And to try and beat that pesky plumber, he uses various attacks. Wiz: When Peach is saved and the cake is eaten, the Mushroom People continue with their lives normally, that is, until Bowser returns!īowser: Did somebody say the King of Awesome!?īoomstick: Bowser was born as one of the Seven Star Children along with Donkey Kong, the moon punching Monkey, Wario, the ugliest bastard you will ever see, Yoshi, the cutest bastard you will ever see, Luigi, the shy sidekick, Peach, the one he kidnaps every other day, and Mario, his life long enemy. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills, to find out who would win, a-! Wait, hold on, before we begin, we have decided to bring their minions into the battle, so, let's find out who would win, a Death Battle! Wiz: Mario, Donkey Kong, two of gaming's most famous characters.īoomstick: And every iconic hero, needs an iconic villain.īoomstick: And King.